(In the office, in Nunavut)
Local Clerk: Which one is John Candy?
Local Receptionist: He's the guy who lost all that weight by eating at Subway.
Local Clerk: Right. He only ate 6" subs until his pants got big.
Local Receptionist: 6" subs without mayo. WITHOUT MAYO.
Local Clerk: Right on. I wish we had a Subway. I need my pants to get big.
It's not that you're getting smaller, it's that your pants are getting bigger. I like that.
...drum roll...cymbal crash!...People can be funny especially in short comedy skits.
ReplyDeleteyou again? anonymous is lame.
ReplyDeleteNo, not me again. First posting for me on your Blog.I found this blog by Bing-in' "John Candy + pants" I'm bored at my job, I work evenings and I can't afford to leave a trail of my surfing.
ReplyDeletethat's basically the best thing i've heard all week. amazing.
ReplyDeleteBest thing all week? It is only Monday. Thanks for the high honours :>
ReplyDeletei'm not saying you won't get bumped, but i'm trying to be encouraging...for now. i'll let you know when you're replaced. it's the least i can do.
ReplyDeleteDo I have to go all the way to Nunavit for a pair of these pants or can I just order a pair on ebay?
ReplyDeleteEtsy seems likely.
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